The Puck Stops Here

WP24, Los Angeles, California

The skeletal and futuristic lounge at WP24

The skeletal and futuristic lounge at WP24

When the organizers of a recent media dinner at Wolfgang Puck’s WP24 in Los Angeles hinted that the patriarch might be making an appearance, no one batted an eye – after all, you’d expect the pope to drop by the Vatican from time to time, or maybe catch a glimpse of Barack Obama roaming the halls of the White House during your tour. What was surprising was that the promise of the celeb sighting wasn’t a distraction to improve the impression of the food inspired by the aforementioned Mr. Puck’s recent visit to the Far East. The tasting menu offered were light bites available on WP24’s lounge menu; the dinner menu featured more substantial cuisine, but we were camped out in the lounge, which offered a spectacular view of the poor, misfortunate souls navigating Highway 110 at rush hour. The spacious room featured curved wooden alcoves that looked like the skeletons of teak spaceships; one wall at the end of the lounge was comprised of empty wine bottles that glowed in the fading sunlight and framed a private room while vacuum tubes encased in glass greeted patrons at the entrance.

The sweet passion fruit Cosmopolitan

The sweet passion fruit Cosmopolitan

The evening began with liberal libations – trays of calamansi “lemonade” featuring Skyy Vodka and slightly sweetened with honey mingled with passion fruit martinis – although the spiked lemonade was neither too tart nor sweet, I preferred the Passion Cosmo, which almost tasted a bit like tamarind. A had a sip of The Minty’s Hemmingway, a grapefruit and rum cocktail, but have to admit that I lost track of the taste when I spilled half that drink on Neil of Food Marathon.

The food was like a melding of tapas, sushi and dim sum menus; Chef de Cuisine Sara Johannes personally brought out the trays of what could only be called bar bites from a point of reference. The first round was a beautifully prepared tray of sushi rolls which included a not-so-spicy spicy tuna roll, hamachi nigiri with creamy avocado and cucumber for a cool crispness, and my personal favorite – a dragon roll featuring tempura shrimp, asparagus, cucumber and a melty barbecued eel that exploded with flavor and texture.  Tasty single-bite dumplings combined a variety of ingredients and complements, and a small cheong fun roll featured a tender, slightly gelatinous rice noodle wrap that melted away in my mouth. I found the diminutive pork belly bao buns amusing – the puffy bun was folded at an angle with a cucumber slice wedged between which gave it the appearance of something between Pac-Man sticking out his tongue and the Rolling Stones’ logo.

A variety of hand-rolled sushi

A variety of hand-rolled sushi

As the sunlight faded and the tables became lit by candlelight, I mistook the lettuce holding Jidori chicken with a ginger/chili dressing for a scallop shell but once I observed fellow food writers attacking them without breaking their teeth, I followed suit.  I enjoyed the tempura green beans, which had only the lightest batter – they maintained their crunch, but were a bit on the salty side from the introduction of curry salt.  The prawn toast was a bizarre little treat – they were assembled on the plate like tiny fried shark fins, accented with black and white sesame seed racing stripes, but the taste of the prawn sealed within their depths was astounding – I could have sworn it was lobster. Tiny fried quail drumsticks were unusually but pleasantly crispy, coated with what tasted like a cross between barbecue sauce and orange chicken glaze, and the tender tempura scallops were buttery and perfectly cooked.

Around the time desert was brought out, the man himself arrived; it’s always pleasant to meet the chefs and owners and these media event, but I fully expected celebrity chef Puck to arrive, lean over the rail above where we were seated, give a royal hand gesture or two and be off like a cotillion gown. Instead, Chef Puck sat at our long array of strung-together tables and began picking at the tray of Pastry Chef Sally Camacho’s decadent chocolate Marjolasian bites stating that they were his favorites. The man was warm, open and conversational, insisting that we join him in pictures when we turned our food paparazzi cameras on him, and to everyone’s surprise, asked the group if we had seen the kitchen. I wondered if I had absorbed too much alcohol from the Hemmingway that drenched my sleeve and pant leg, because Wolfgang Puck was leading a procession of food writers into his domain, grabbing trays from the kitchen staff and handing out tidbits.

Wolfgang Puck offers green tea Madeleines to the food bloggers

Wolfgang Puck offers green tea Madeleines to the food bloggers

A hot tray of green tea Madeleines was passed around, and the spongy, Lilliputian cakes tasted like warm bites of home. At one point Chef Puck grabbed and started passing out tiny cups of a citrusy calamansi version of a key lime pie faster than Chef Camacho could get them off the assembly line. The kitchen itself was a culinary wonderland with exotic dished strewn about and various poultry hanging from hooks. It seemed that by virtue of my proximity to Chef Puck, every time I asked, “What is that?”, I found myself with a broken off piece of whatever “that” was being handed to me. When we first arrived in the kitchen, we caught a glimpse of a beautifully dark whole roasted duck, and on the way out found a similar waterfowl gutted like an avian autopsy. Chef Puck explained that they bring the duck out whole, and then carve it for the customer tableside. Seeing the chef picking at the bird’s carcass and smiling was a clear indication that the dish was something special.

What is left of a dark, flavorful Peking duck

What is left of a dark, flavorful Peking duck

On the way out of the kitchen the holy trinity of chefs Johannes, Puck and Camacho posed for photographs, and while we weren’t being ushered out, to stay any later would have been anticlimactic. Although the appearance of Chef Puck made the evening a unique experience, the food we sampled directly from the menu rose above whispers of being over-hyped – this was well executed, flavorful and artistically prepared cuisine. To any doubters out there, I can only offer this advice: go Puck yourself.

WP24
900 W Olympic Blvd.
Los Angeles, California 90015
GPS Coordinates: 34°2’45.56″N 118°16’4.33″W

GALLERY: See images from Val’s media dinner at WP24, Los Angeles, California

NOTE: This cost for this meal was provided by the restaurant. The content provided in this article was not influenced whatsoever by the organizer of the event, although that Wolfgang Puck is one nice guy.

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Salad Days

Greenleaf Gourmet Chopshop
Century City (L.A.), California

Astoundingly flavorful wild mushroom pizza

Astoundingly flavorful wild mushroom pizza

General Thomas R. R. Cobb… Julius Cesar… William Waldorf Astor, 1st Viscount Astor – powerful men, leaders who made history and share their name with a salad. Although the Cobb, Cesar and Waldorf salads were not named after these historical figures, there’s no doubt in my mind that if they were alive today they would rally to see that May was established as National Salad Month. Lucky for them that the Association for Dressings and Sauces (I’m not making this up) has done just that, and if you’re driving around Los Angeles looking to exercise your patriotic duty, you need look no further than Greenleaf Gourmet Chopshop. Although the moniker may give the impression that chefs onsite build hybrids and energy efficient cars from stolen parts, it is in fact the premier destination to get your greens on.  Owner and chef Jonathan Rollo opened the original Beverly Hills location in 2008 after a stint as assistant General Manager at the Hollywood Bowl, a position where he cut his teeth in a faced-paced and demanding environment – experience that would serve him well for the maddening lunchtime rush at the Century City restaurant. Rollo’s partner-in-crime Corporate Chef Kristi Ritchey (also a former Patina Group alumnus) has been an integral part of the operation from the beginning, and although both Rollo and Ritchey are chefs, they work collaboratively (the veritable Lennon and McCartney of the salad world).

Front entrance to Greenleaf Gourmet Chopshop in Century City CA

Front entrance to Greenleaf Gourmet Chopshop in Century City CA

The Century City location is only open until 4 P.M., catering to the local business lunch crowd which usually forms a line stretching out the door. Evening in their neck of the woods becomes a corporate ghost town, so breakfast and lunch service is more than enough to keep them busy. The system works relatively simply – you can build your own salad with laminated menus and grease pencils while waiting behind the velvet ropes, presenting your selection at the counter, or simply order a standard menu item (which you are free to customize). Unlike the salad bar at the Golden Corral, you may find Chef Ritchey playing Simon Cowell at the counter (“Are you SURE you want to mix blue cheese, peanut butter and chipotle on that?”); understand that she only wants you to enjoy your Frankensteinian creation. Greenleaf is neither vegetarian nor vegan, but what they do strive for is being healthy with little touches like glazing cashews, walnuts and pecans with agave while roasting rather than sugar, honey or corn syrup and using whole wheat tortillas sourced from La Reina.

Fresh and fruity without the rooty tooty

Fresh and fruity without the rooty tooty

At a recent menu tasting I attended at the Century City location, both Rollo and Chef Ritchey were on hand to show off some of their standard menu items and wine pairings (is it a white or a red with arugula?). They opened with Wild Mushroom Pizza, a misnomer to be sure seeing as how the pizza dough was substituted with a whole wheat tortilla, creating more of a flatbread. There weren’t an overwhelming amount of ingredients, but the flavor exploded without having to hide inside a doughy envelope. The smoky, earthy taste of the mushrooms complemented the sharp bite of the unmelted Pecorino shavings and the fresh crispness of the baby arugula; you could essentially breathe in the flavor.

A simple and fresh kale salad

A simple and fresh kale salad

Round two featured the unfortunately-named “The Antioxidant Orchard” – a come-on to health-conscious individuals, but possibly off-putting to the unfortunate souls who might miss this outstanding sweet salad that literally tastes like eating a Farmer’s Market. As with the mushroom pizza, the dish was paired with an appropriate wine to bring out the character and colors of the food (in this case a light, dry Au Bon Climat Pinot Blanc). Zorra the Great is a Mediterranean-inspired salad that features feta cheese, Kalamata olives, artichoke pita chips and a mild hummus in a bed of romaine and arugula. The dish is named after Rollo’s dog, which made short work of the salad in an unguarded moment around the time of its inception.

The assembly line in quieter moments

The assembly line in quieter moments

Other dishes previewed included a lemongrass chicken salad that pays homage to Southeast Asia with toasted coconut, mango, pineapple, Thai chili and basil and tossed with a unique lemongrass/lychee vinaigrette dressing and the “Mexplosion”, a slightly spicy green salad served on a whole wheat tortilla laden with corn and black bean salsa, roasted sunflower seeds, avocado and jalapeño jack cheese. Chef Ritchey also brought out a quartet of side dishes – a warm lentil salad was the ultimate lentil dish for those who don’t like lentils, tender and rich with the flavor of garlic and shallots; my personal favorite was a ridiculously simple Tuscan kale salad garnished with pecorino shavings and dressed with lemon juice and olive oil that tasted so fresh I wanted to slap its green face. A colorful rotini pasta salad was peppered with colorful bits of grilled vegetables and accented with sun-dried tomatoes and pesto vinaigrette, but it took second fiddle to an autumnal golden beet and yam cube salad that borrowed a sweet, mellow-spiced flavor from cinnamon and agave-roasted walnuts and cool, crisp texture from cubed cucumber.

Golden beet and yam salad with the taste of autumn

Golden beet and yam salad with the taste of autumn

I felt like a leaf-stuffed scarecrow at the end of the onslaught of vegetation, but Chef Ritchey convinced me to try the “Carrots are Good For You” carrot cake and freshly-baked chocolate chip cookies from grandma’s recipe; thankfully, the portions were Smurf-sized, but every tiny bite delicious. It was difficult to maintain my composure while she described a specialty she would make in her former life (risotto fries) that sounded so outrageously decadent I forced her to share the recipe at asparagus point. Ritchey previously enjoyed her own cooking, which in addition to the aforementioned fried risotto included duck confit cannelloni, but altering her lifestyle to eat the healthy offerings she designed for Greenleaf and regularly attending boot camp training and running marathons, she has shed 110 pounds and is loving life.

The cutest carrot cakes and chocolate chip cookies ever

The cutest carrot cakes and chocolate chip cookies ever

As a self-confessed omnivore, I would undoubtedly experience meat withdrawal if I ever decided to follow the tofu brick road, but Greenleaf offers fresh, healthy and delicious vegetable-based dishes that are complemented with meat and other proteins, a sure way to be healthy and happy at the same time.  There’s a distinct possibility that you may want to make every month national Salad Month.

Greenleaf Gourmet Chopshop
1888 Century Park East
Los Angeles, CA 90067
GPS Coordinates: 34°3’40.46″N 118°24’51.04″W

Original location:
9671 Wilshire Boulevard
Beverly Hills, CA 90212
GPS Coordinates: 34°4’1.87″N 118°24’18.33″W

GALLERY: See images from Val’s media salad and wine tasting at Greenleaf Gourmet Chopshop in Century City (Los Angeles) California

NOTE: This cost for this meal was provided by the restaurant. The content provided in this article was not influenced whatsoever by the organizer of the event..

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Upper West Side Story

Upper West, Santa Monica, California

The crowd just west of happy hour at Upper West

The crowd just west of happy hour at Upper West

If you’re having difficulty finding Santa Monica’s Upper West restaurant, chances are you’re in the wrong part of town; the restaurant’s name pays homage to Manhattan’s Upper West Side but is located away from the madness of 3rd Street Promenade in the upwardly-mobile eastern fringe of Santa Monica. Upper West is located in the sleek shell of what were formerly Santa Monica Bar & Grill and 310 Lounge & Bistro, having transformed the space into a modern yet comfortable place to kick back and enjoy great food and cocktails. The restaurant is capped with the original domed wooden beam roof and features full-height glass walls that fill the space with light; movies (with subtitles and no sound) and sporting events are frequently projected on the white wall of the glassed in area. The restaurant features colorful canvases by local artists that rotate with approximately the same frequency as the menu, which itself reflects a flair for the artistic.

The bizarre pepperoncini martini and sweet lychee martini

The bizarre pepperoncini martini and sweet lychee martini

On my recent visit with friend Eddie Lin as guests of the restaurant, I was faced with the joyful dilemma of trying to decide what to try off the menu. The decision called for careful consideration and nerves of steel, so I decided to order a cocktail, in this case the trippy and delightful Pepperoncini Martini. This wild concoction married the essence of a brewery with a Mexican Bloody Mary – the drink was inebriated with Belgian white beer and Hornitos Reposado tequila with a pepperoncini floating face down in a pool of its own tomato and capsaicin-laden blood. Fortified by the drink’s spicy kick, we ordered a couple of appetizers and what amounted to an unusual ‘surf-and-turf”.

Lamb crepes and PEI mussels at Upper West

Lamb crepes and PEI mussels at Upper West

The appetizers alone were a main event – we started with PEI mussels cooked in a garlic saffron broth with chunks of ham and finished with ciabatta croutons made in-house. The aroma of the dish permeated the air around the table, and the smell was intoxicating. The mussels were perfectly cooked, tender and flavorful, but the broth was like ambrosia – when the mussels were gone I began using one of the shells as a spoon to ladle it into my face. I had tried using the ciabatta bread brought to the table in a basket to sop up the nectar, but unfortunately the ultra-porous bread was not up to the task. I considered putting the dish on the floor and lapping it up “doggy style”, but I somehow managed to keep what little dignity I have and stick with the mussel shell spoon. Our other appetizer selection was the wonderfully deceptive lamb crepes, tasty lambs in a blanket disguised as a breakfast dish. The pancakes looked thick and spongy, but while being sturdy enough to ensnare the moist, curried meat they melted away to nothing on the tongue. The lamb was accentuated with just the right amount of wilted spinach and a sprinkling of feta cheese.

Tender lamb shank that doubles as a club

Tender lamb shank that doubles as a club

I could have died satisfied after having finished the appetizers, but welcome back, my friends, to the show that never ends – we were now staring down the entrees. A slightly spicy roasted fillet of black cod nested on a bed of snap peas, butter beans, yellow bell pepper and cherry heirloom tomatoes and was finished with roasted shitake mushrooms and fresh cilantro. The taste was clean and oddly terrestrial – a few forkfuls in I forgot I was eating fish. As flavorful as the cod was, nothing could have prepared me for the lamb shank. This dish came to the table looking like a meat weapon with the lamb’s leg bone sticking out a good 6 inches from the braised chunk of flesh. The meat was wading in a shallow puddle of its own juices next to a mound of polenta (which oddly tasted more like grits, but still complemented the meat well). Perched atop this meat axe was a scoop of apricot habanero relish, a formidable and foreboding orange mound that bore the cautionary orange habanero color, but to the palate proved to be largely apricot. The condiment was sweet and tangy, with just a slight burn from the habanero, adding flavor without overpowering the lamb. And what of the lamb itself? The meat was braised to where it melted off the bone like butter, every bite a delight. You could have fed the meat to a baby, but only if you really and truly loved that baby.

Maple bacon ice cream with basil coconut and cucumber sorbet

Maple bacon ice cream with basil coconut and cucumber sorbet

Although I don’t consider myself a desert person, I was fascinated with the concept of the bacon maple ice cream and ended up ordering a sampling of the creamy pork confection as well as a scoop of the basil coconut and cucumber sorbet. The bacon maple was infused with the essence of bacon, but didn’t have crumbly chunks of the meat suspended in it; it was smooth and creamy, with the pork flavor taking a back seat to the maple. The basil coconut sorbet was more coconut than basil, and the cucumber sorbet was subtly flavored, but both were cool and refreshing.

Executive Chef Nick Shipp (proudly hailing from the home of three of the largest grain elevators in the world) served time at a ripe young age under Wolfgang Puck and is bringing his A-game to Upper West with a menu that features creative dishes using local, fresh ingredients (many gathered weekly at the local Santa Monica Farmers Market). There’s a place for us, and whether you’re a Shark or a Jet, you’re sure to find Upper West to be… cool.

Upper West
3321 Pico Boulevard
Santa Monica CA 90404
GPS Coordinates: 34°1’37.95″N 118°27’17.89″W

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GALLERY: See images from Val’s dinner at Upper West in Santa Monica, California

NOTE: This cost for this meal was provided by Upper West. The content provided in this article was not influenced whatsoever by the restaurant or its staff.

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Long Live The King

Kings Row, Pasadena, California

The legendary oxtail osso buco

The legendary oxtail osso buco

There are seldom any complaints when a restaurant pulls all the stops at their premier bash, and such was the case with the recent pre-opening party at Kings Row gastropub in Pasadena, California. The million-dollar question on my mind was this: could they keep the vibe going with exceptional cuisine in a comfortable and loose atmosphere on your average night. If my experience a week after opening is any indication, Kings Row delivers the goods. In order to get a fuller appreciation of the Kings’ supper, I joined Claudia and friend Eddie Lin for a taste of the regular menu, starting with their signature cocktails. I couldn’t help being fascinated by the Ginger beer, an odd mix of the once lowly, now trendy Pabst Blue Ribbon and Domaine de Canton ginger liqueur – the melding of both muted each other so there was still the heady beer aroma with a sweet ginger taste.

Bubble and squeak in name only

Bubble and squeak in name only

We opened with three opening selections, starting with Kings Row’s take on the immortal British side dish, bubble and squeak. This concoction was bubble and squeak in name only; I wasn’t in the kitchen to hear it babble and bubble while being cooked, but I suppose you had to name it something. Chef Jesse cooked down young potatoes and chunks of asparagus and then liberally added in tiny bits of smoked salmon – the whole pile was gloriously topped with a fried egg, whose fork-released lifeblood permeated the dish and brought it to life. The unique and strong tastes of the salmon and asparagus worked wonderfully together and I was ready to order another bowl before coming to my senses and realizing I had bigger fish to fry. The barbacoa tacos were tasty, with the sweet, melty meat accompanied by a zesty avocado salsa and grilled jalapenos, but as light and crispy as the fried tortilla shells were, soft tortillas may have brought out more of the flavor. Their duck banh mi was more traditional that some I’ve had in Vietnamese fusion restaurants with crunchy greens and a jalapeno/carrot mix that gave a nod to curtido, and the sandwich won over Claudia, who is not much of a fan of duck.

A Merguez sausage corn dog with root beer batter

A Merguez sausage corn dog with root beer batter

We had seen the trippy Merguez corndog on the chalked menu outside and put it on our “must have” list. The spicy sausage wrapped in a layer of root beer infused batter was like a trip to the fair in one sitting. The corndog was accompanied by three dips, and although the spicy mustard added a different dimension to the skewered meat, it was flavorful enough to be enjoyable naked. Choosing an entree was difficult; the menu turns pub fare on its head and reflects innovation and variety, pushing the culinary envelope. The oxtail osso buco that we went wild over at the pre-opener is obviously a dish that requires considerable preparation, so we decided to see if it was consistently outstanding and I am pleased to report that we were not disappointed, once again leaving nothing but bare vertebrae on the plate.

In that mound of food lies a boar meatloaf wrapped in bacon

In that mound of food lies a boar meatloaf wrapped in bacon

Claudia opted for the more traditional, simply prepared grilled hangar steak which was tender and juicy even though she had ordered it medium well. I was drawn into the lure of the formidable mélange dubbed Sheppard’s Stack – this behemoth slab of veal and boar meatloaf was trimmed in bacon and laid on a bed of roasted corn kernels, carrot and pureed potato and crowned with a nest of fried red onion. The meat separated with a fork, including the bacon wrapping, and the taste was rich and earthy, evoking images of dining in a forest carpeted with freshly fallen autumn leaves. For dessert, we split a drunken bread pudding and savored a nice hot cup of coffee before retiring indoors to drink until they started putting the chairs up on the table.

Kings Row is expanding their menu to introduce a Sunday brunch, which kicks off on Easter Sunday, April 24; the menu includes biscuits and gravy, chicken fried steak, buckwheat waffles, steak hash and eggs and buttermilk griddle cakes and with Chef Jesse holding court it promises to be the place to hit on Sunday morning. Royalty isn’t elected, but after personally witnessing that they got game, Kings Row has my vote.

Kings Row
20 Colorado Boulevard
Pasadena CA 91105
GPS Coordinates: 34°8’43.32″N 118°9’0.03″W

GALLERY: See images from Val’s dinner at Kings Row in Pasadena, California

NOTE: This cost for this meal was provided by the restaurant. The content provided in this article was not influenced whatsoever by the organizer of the event.

 

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How Great Thou Art

2011 Artisinal LA Spring Show
Santa Monica, California

Entrance to the 2011 Artisanal LA Spring Show

Entrance to the 2011 Artisanal LA Spring Show

Artisanal LA is the ulitimate gathering of local vendors of handmade and sustainable products having to do with good food, and at the Spring 2011 event the team that put the show together kicked it up a notch with new spacious quarters atop the gleaming new Santa Monica Place. The space was so new, in fact that vendors loading in were greeted by the smell of fresh paint, which was dissipated early on by the use of giant exhaust fans at both open exits. By mid-morning the smell of paint was replaced by the unmistakable bacon pig perfume wafting from the booth of perennial favorites Cast Iron Gourmet and the smell of burnt marshmallows from the roast ’em yourself offerings at Plush Puffs Gourmet Marshmallows. As with the Fall 2010 show you could easily wear out a decent pair of walking shoes unless you paced yourself by taking in the workshops, demos and discussions held throughout the weekend. Walking through the booths was like grazing on a Saturday at Austin’s Central Market – whether or not you purchased any of the freshly crafted food available, you were going to end up more stuffed than a guitar-playing mariachi toad.

Jill Flomenhoff of Bangers and Smashed goes Austin Powers with her potato creations

Jill Flomenhoff of Bangers and Smashed goes Austin Powers with her potato creations

Some of the vendors from the fall show brought their A-game to Artisanal LA; Bangers & Smashed Gourmet Mashed Potatoes’ booth was done up in  Austin Powers chic with Jill Flomenhoff sporting a gogo Union Jack outfit and even a model of the Shaguar under glass. When I last wrote about their potatoes I had noted that the Garlic and Sour Cream smashed was a little lean in the garlic department, but the bite I sampled at the show tasted like they were just yanked out of the ground in Gilroy.  The aforementioned Cast Iron Gourmet resurrected their bacon trail mix which was still fresh, natural and laden with sweet and smoky bacon flavor. All Jarred Up returned with their pies in a jar, a wacky concept to be sure but a novel idea for keeping their flaky and rich pies fresh. I couldn’t resist the urge to try their grape pie (which tasted like a sweet wine tart).

Does that not look delicious (the ice cream sandwich)?

Does that not look delicious (the ice cream sandwich)?

I discovered one of the vendors (Beachy Cream) that I somehow missed from the last show who attracted attention by having “cigarette girls” in vintage bathing suits bring attendees back to their beach umbrella ice cream cart. Owner Ann Ryan creates all-natural ice cream sandwiches made from her grandmother’s recipes, and although they have typically been selling their cookie-based confections from a portable cart or at local restaurants and shops , they will be offering the treats at the soon-to-open The Market at Santa Monica Place. I tried their signature best-seller, the Ginger Wipe Out, featuring ginger-flavored ice cream wedged between two molasses cookies; unwrapping the ice cream and bringing it to my face brought an aroma that smelled like your grandma’s kichen on baking day and the taste was creamy, spicy bliss.

Handmade chocolates from LArtisan Du Chocolat

Handmade chocolates from LArtisan Du Chocolat

I approached several of the chocolatiers with caution; my past experiences with chocolate have been less than enjoyable (I had a chocolate-covered cricket that used substandard cocolate, leading me to prefer the cricket). Nothing can ruin a good dining experience for me faster than confections prepared with “Easter bunny chocolate”, so I prepared myself for the worst when offered samples. AF2 Chocolatiers had simple flavored fudge squares wrapped in colorful foil that melted in a cocoa-y blob; Masala Chocolates had impossibly delicious vegan chocolates such as the Lavender Orange-Berry Lust, a flavor-concentrated delight that featured essense of lavender, blueberries and orange. L’Artisan du Chocolate had ornately decorated squares of chocolate that looked like collectible game pieces; the powerful Aztec featured apricot and chili and although I enjoyed it immensley, I felt bad for eating such a delicate piece of art. I don’t know if I should be grateful that they converted me to a chocolate journeyman or resentful that I’m probably going to have to stare down another Cadbury egg.

Regina Castaneda hands me her signature Pork Bar-B-Cake

Regina Castaneda hands me her signature Pork Bar-B-Cake

Chef Christian Page’s fledgeling Daily Dose prepared sandwiches amongst revolution imagery (think Che Guevara or Mao Tse Tung as a chimpanzee) with fresh, flavorful ingredients; I went vegetarian with their aptly-titled The Believer, This creation was stuffed with roasted vegetables and  creamy squash topped with burata and a pistachio pesto that looked and tasted like an autumn afternoon, and I couldn’t resist going back to the booth to tell them that “they made me a Believer”. The double-take award undoubtedly goes to Simone B. Catering who lured people into their booth with Chef Regina Casteneda’s signature dish – the moist, muffiny Pork Bar-B-Cake. This is the stuff of visions dancing in the heads of pitmasters on Christmas Eve; Chef Casteneda starts with a buttermilk buscuit cupcake which is topped with a generous ladle of BBQ pulled pork and laced with pepperjack and Cheddar cheeses. This porcine snowball was so popular there were people paying in advance to reserve one. The savory pork complemented the seeetness of the cupcake, which absorbed the tangy sauce like a redneck sponge.

Green growers, farmers and ranchers abounded – I spent some time speaking with Julian Pearce of Soledad Goats whose specialty is goat cheese. The fresh fromage was the perfect foil for the orange marmalade they were smearing on crostini, and I asked if they sold goat meat in addition to the cheese, but the farm has a no-kill policy, letting each goat live out their golden years frolicking in the green pastures of Mojave. I wondered about the health benefits of drinking goat’s milk, but I discovered that it is a felony to sell goat’s milk in California (although once he started drinking it, he has never gone back to the bovine variety).

James and Gene Bautista (Beat Ventriloquists) provide music for Artisinal LA

James and Gene Bautista (Beat Ventriloquists) provide music for Artisinal LA

Artisinal LA just gets bigger and better and is the perfect opportunity to meet artisan food industry folks and sample their unique creations as well as being kid-friendly. The only dilemna you may be faced with is whether to eat your purchase or put it in a gallery.

Links to participating vendor’s sites available on Artisinal LA’s web site

GALLERY: See images from Val’s visit to the 2011 Artisinal LA Spring Show in Santa Monica, California

NOTE: Admission to Artisinal L.A. was waived in exchange for volunteering at the event.

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