Great Dane

19th Annual Taste of Solvang / Solvang Centennial Celebration
Solvang, California

The relatively new Solvang Brewery Company beneath the windmill

The relatively new Solvang Brewery Company beneath the windmill

When Solvang, California was incorporated in the Santa Ynes Valley by three Danish educator expatriates in 1911 it could have passed for any other fledgling west coast town at the time. It was important to them that they maintain some sense of their own culture, while over a period of time assimilating into the mélange of humanity that is America. By the late 1940s, Solvang had become a Rockwellian paradise that became the focus of a story in the Saturday Evening Post which brought tourists in by the Studebakerload. With the hamlet’s Danish roots exposed, the town decided, “If we’re Danish, we’d better start looking Danish”. All new construction focused on adopting Danish Provincial architectural style and the older remaining buildings were given Scandinavian facelifts. While Solvang doesn’t yet have its own food truck serving Danish tacos, it has blended a variety of cultures into a thriving little city, all held together with Danish glue.

A taste of Solvang from a dog perspective

A taste of Solvang from a dog perspective

The merging of cultures is important to take into account when attending A Taste of Solvang, a city-wide festival that has been held there since 1992. What made the 2011 event special was that it was held in conjunction with the city’s centennial celebration. Over a weekend in March, the event was held in three parts: a wine and dessert reception on Friday night, a Walking Smörgåsbord and wine tasting tour that featured 38 stops in and around town on Saturday, and a BYOP (Bring Your Own Picnic) in Solvang Park where you can eat your own smørrebrød until you keel over or reach hygge. The Walking Smörgåsbord seemed like a good bet – you could get in enough walking to work off those three æbleskiver that seemed like a good idea at the time. Each foot soldier was handed a placemat-sized map which essentially served as “admission” to the event; vendors would then stamp, sign, scribble or otherwise mark on the map that you had partaken of their little bit of Denmark.

Some of the thousands of bakery items at Olsen's Danish Village Bakery

Some of the thousands of bakery items at Olsen's Danish Village Bakery

The first stop served as a reminder that a “taste of Solvang” did not necessarily equate to “a taste of Denmark”; at Lemos Feed and Pet Supply, smörgåsbord hoppers were treated to a choice of what looked like homemade cookies… or dog biscuits. The store employee staffing the visitor’s table looked at me like I had two heads (or a wagging tail) when I asked if the doggie treats were fit for human consumption – he responded that they were baked locally using natural ingredients, which did not include anything I normally eat at my friendly neighborhood charcuterie anyway. It should come as no surprise that I passed up the cookies and went full bore after the dog biscuits. The crunchy treats had a taste not unlike Ry-Krisp crackers and left me with whiter teeth but the urge to urinate on the fire hydrant. Stop # 2 (technically # 26 according to the map) dealt with more human treats – the popular Olsen’s Danish Village Bakery was handing out samples of Danish kringles. Olsen’s version is the Americanized one – a multi-layered snack made primarily with pastry dough filled with almond paste, raisins and custard and cut into squares, then topped with sugary icing (the Danish version is more akin to a soft pretzel). In addition to the basic kringle, they also offered one with cherry filling (and topped with chocolate icing) as well as an apricot version, but I opted for the old tried-and-true. While I ate my desert, I surveyed the wide variety of breads and pastries baked on the premises, including plastic buckets of Danish cookies, but gawked in amazement at what was being billed as merengue chicks – essentially, the Andre the Giant of the Peeps world.

Danish medisterpølse sausage from Paulas Pancake House

Danish medisterpølse sausage from Paulas Pancake House

Solvang Brewing Company (making its home under one of the famous windmills) was offering pours of their IPA and Windmill Wheat (essentially a Belgian, yes Belgian) wheat beer. I opted for the latter, a sturdy cup with hints of orange peel and nutmeg – at 4.4, it was relatively harmless, although I had to wonder if the IPA’s mule-kick 7.9 percent had an equivalent on the Richter scale. This was the first indication that we were entering non-Danish territory; other vendors were offering pasta, olives, Italian sausage, and smoked brisket decidedly un-Scandinavian but made, grown or prepared locally. We seemed to fare better when sticking to the traditional; Paula’s Pancake House had a crock pot full of segments of their famous medisterpølse which locally-made using a 30-year old recipe. Medisterpølse is a Danish pork sausage that in the case of Paula’s version has a dense consistency created by running the meat through the grinder three times. Allspice, clove, onion and garlic are added to the mash and the result is lightly spicy and bursting with flavor.

Sliced meatballs from Red Viking Restaurant for a Taste of Solvang

Sliced meatballs from Red Viking Restaurant for a Taste of Solvang

Several restaurants did their own takes on meatballs; Red Viking served frikadeller, small pan-fried meat ovals served typically without an accompanying sauce, topping or gravy. The meat cakes were sliced lengthwise and skewered with toothpicks, but when pressed for ingredients the servers weren’t completely sure what was in them. Bit O’ Denmark featured their signature dish, a tiny round meatball with brown gravy that seemed more Swedish than Danish, served alongside a dollop of cooked red cabbage. Although Bit O’ Denmark is the oldest restaurant in town and resides in one of the earliest buildings that once housed a church, participants were led into a plastic-enclosed patio to sample the meatballs which took away slightly from their historic Solvang pedigree.

The smörgåsbord at Red Viking Restaurant in Solvang

The smörgåsbord at Red Viking Restaurant in Solvang

Not to be outdone by Olsen’s, Mortensen’s Bakery handed out sugary cinnamon crisps, baked swirled disks of crumbly, crunchy sweetness. These pastries were being distributed at a table next to the Greenhouse Cafe’s “open faced sandwich” (essentially a triangle of buttered pumpernickel bread topped with a piece of Havarti), and if you so desired, they’d pop the top off a bottle of Carlsberg to wash it down. By far, the longest lines in town were for the Danish holiday favorite (the aforementioned æbleskiver) at the delightfully generically-named Solvang Restaurant. If you never had one, visualize a round pancake – that’s essentially what it is. The batter is poured into a greased pan with hemispheric, golf ball-sized indentations where it is turned until it takes on its round shape and golden brown color; the golden ball is then coated with a raspberry jam and then sprinkled with powdered sugar.

A freshly made jam-coated æbleskiver from Solvang Restaurant

A freshly made jam-coated æbleskiver from Solvang Restaurant

You would think that devouring all these samples would do a Siegfried and Roy on one’s appetite, but it seemed that all that walking whipped up an appetite that only the smörgåsbord at Red Viking could put down. About a pant size higher by the end of the day, I felt more like I ate Solvang than tasted it. Although the Taste of Solvang event is annual, check their website to see if they will be staging the same type of event; if so, it is a great way to sample different foods and get to know Solvang while you’re at it. I believe next year they’ll be featuring mermaid on the menu.

Olsen’s Danish Village Bakery
1529 Mission Drive
Solvang, CA 93463-3634
GPS coordinates: 34°35’45.94″N 120° 8’39.36″W

Paula’s Pancake House
1531 Mission Drive
Solvang, CA 93463
GPS coordinates: 34°35’46.00″N 120° 8’38.72″W

Solvang Brewing Company
1547 Mission Drive
Solvang, CA 93463
GPS coordinates: 34°35’46.32″N 120° 8’36.68″W

Mortensen’s Bakery
1588 Mission Drive
Solvang, CA 93463
GPS coordinates: 34°35’44.41″N 120° 8’31.17″W

Fresco Valley Cafe
442 Atterdag Road
Solvang, CA 93463-2731
GPS coordinates: 34°35’41.09″N 120° 8’31.63″W

The Solvang Restaurant
1672 Copenhagen Dr.
Solvang, CA, 93463
GPS coordinates: 34°35’40.73″N 120° 8’22.13″W

Bit O’Denmark
473 Alisal Rd # A
Solvang, CA 93463-3739
GPS coordinates: 34°35’43.10″N 120° 8’18.17″W

The Red Viking
1684 Copenhagen Drive
Solvang, CA 93463
GPS coordinates: 34°35’40.36″N 120° 8’20.90″W

GALLERY: See images from Val’s visit to Solvang, California for the19th Annual Taste of Solvang festival

Listen to Eddie Lin’s segment on A Taste of Solvang on KCRW’s Good Food

NOTE: This cost for this event was provided by the the event’s organizers (with the exception of the meal at Red Viking). The content provided in this article was not influenced whatsoever by the organizer of the event.

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It’s Good To Be The King

Kings Row, Pasadena, California

Nose-to-tail - pig snout, cheeks, trotter and tail

Nose-to-tail - pig snout, cheeks, trotter and tail

When Mediterranean-inspired Neomeze closed in Pasadena’s Old Town, all eyes were focused on what would emerge in that space. The management team literally stripped the historic hundred year-old building down to the bare bricks, and Kings Row is the phoenix that has emerged from the ashes. I was invited to attend the grand opening party on a brisk Thursday evening the night before opening to the public; to celebrate, Kings Row planed a pig roast in the expansive green patio on the alley. Ironically, the open air back space looks more like a restaurant entrance than the narrow hallway facing Colorado Boulevard where the only indication that you’re in the right place is a square red awning over the doorway. The back entrance features two wooden doors suspended by cables that appear to be free-standing, and once through the portal I found a grinning Chef Thomas Jesse standing watch like a proud parent over an 80 pound hog roasting inside a Caja China box. Chef Jesse started prepping the porker the day before, applying and injecting a citrus Mojo marinade made with sour orange, cumin, oregano, garlic and some pureed pineapple he found behind the bar.

The bat cam view of Kings Row

The bat cam view of Kings Row

A crowd had gathered around the box like gastronomic paparazzi, all wanting a sneak peak at the beast, but Chef Jesse wasn’t cracking the sheet of hot coals open to release the heat until the pig was ready. The waiting throngs were served bar tapas that included a moist and flavorful (yet simple) salmon skewer and a dry-aged beef slider; sides included corn on the cob, barbecue beans and an odd white chocolate macaroni and cheese (odd because the dish wasn’t swarming with chocolate flavor, yet there was a curious sweetness to it that was unexpected in the popular comfort food). The alcohol was free-flowing and they offered up cocktails from their custom drink menu as well as house-made red or white sangria. Since it seemed pointless to drink sangria that wasn’t blood-colored I opted for the red, but was a little surprised to not be able to locate any fruit in the glass. Being the designated driver I also nursed a Fig in the City, a pulpy and fruity martini made with Kleiner Fig Vodka, Citronage and lychee which lasted me the rest of the late night.

The back patio at Kings Row in Pasadena

The back patio at Kings Row in Pasadena

The hog was set on a table under a tent where it was carved up on demand. The meat was juicy, tender and slightly tangy and although the skin had some crispness to it, there wasn’t any bubbly, crackly chicharrón characteristic to it. I mentioned to some of the other attendees queued up for pig flesh that I was focused on getting the eyes and cheek meat, and I was assured that those choice cuts would undoubtedly be available at the carving table. Unfortunately the chef’s deft fingers couldn’t locate any eyes in the sockets (they appeared to have cooked away), so I settled on cheek meat, the tail, a trotter and the snout (which I didn’t have to fight anyone for). There wasn’t much edible real estate on the tail or trotter after the long, slow roasting, but I found the snout astoundingly tasty – the outside skin was crispy and the attached meat was dark, rich and moist.

The fruity Fig in the City martini

The fruity Fig in the City martini

As delicious as the pork was, I was dying to try some of the new, fusion gastropub menu items; Chef Jesse generously brought out a double portion of his signature oxtail osso bucco, which to me looked more like brontosaurus osso bucco, the kind of dish that topples Fred Flintstone’s car when placed on the window tray. The meat melted away from the bone like a fine pot roast; the flavor was amazing, rendered sweet from the red wine bourguignon reduction. It took six people at our table to wrestle that dish into extinction, every bite memorable.

Neomeze had a reputation as a raucous happy hour party spot, but the reinvented Kings Row has a low key, casual vibe that’s comfortable and loose. It’s difficult to tell if the pre-opening night feel will carry over to regular service, but I see exciting times ahead for the new gastropub. I look forward to trying additional items off the regular menu, but what I enjoyed at the pre-coronation festivities almost left this king speechless.

Kings Row
20 Colorado Boulevard
Pasadena CA 91105
GPS Coordinates: 34°8’43.32″N 118°9’0.03″W

GALLERY: See images from Val’s visit to the pre-opening pig roast at Kings Row in Pasadena, California

NOTE: This cost for this event or meal was provided by the venue, restaurant, event coordinator or public relations firm. The content provided in this article was not influenced whatsoever by the organizer of the event

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It’s Only A Model

Camelot truck
Formerly somewhere on the road in the U.S.

Methinks milady is the turkey leg princess

Methinks milady is the turkey leg princess

The Knights of the Round Table may eat ham and jam and SPAM a lot, but a pared-down food truck hauling a bevy of lords and ladies in medieval garb has supplying the common folk with free roasted turkey legs to promote the new television series, “Camelot” on Starz. I’m sure by now that you have visions of medieval food orgies dancing around in your head, an age gone by when corpulent lords of Holly Wood lounged on resplendent concrete and gnawed on the succulent, savory walking appendage of the Meleagris gallopavo. Although the roasted (or smoked) turkey leg is an obligatory staple of Renaissance festivals and Henry VII biopics, folks in the entertainment industry may have their facts slightly askew – the turkey is native to North America and wasn’t encountered until Europeans came ashore in the late 16th and early 17th centuries – but didn’t let that stop the lines of people fighting their way past Darth Vader and Michael Jackson in front of Hollywood and Highland from enjoying the legs at a freshly (and temporarily) decorated food truck.

Someone thinks it is time to stock up

Someone thinks it is time to stock up

During the last week in March (as a promotion for the new series about a young yet-to-be-king Arthur) Starz took a food truck laden with a warming oven and stretched a glossy photographic skin over it to convert it into Camelot on wheels. The truck serviced the Hollywood, Westwood and Wilshire districts of Los Angeles over a 2-day period leading up to the April 1 premier of the show. City Kitchen / Urban Palate was hired to prepare the drumsticks which were dispensed wrapped in foil at each of the stops. The legs marinated overnight in an extra virgin olive oil rub containing sage and other herbs and then slow-roasted and repeatedly basted to keep them moist.

The result was a savory meat club where the flesh melted off the bone. I was somewhat surprised that I was able to eat my way effortlessly through it; most turkey legs I’ve had seem to be laced with a myriad of cartilaginous tendons that require constant removal from each bite, while these had none to be found. I asked if the tendons had been removed and was told that the drumsticks were sourced from a very good poultry vendor that provided a higher quality product, but I was unsure if they meant that the tendons were removed by the vendor or they used tendonless turkeys that dragged themselves across the ground by their wings.

Sir Lancelot offers you his drumstick

Sir Lancelot offers you his drumstick

While it’s probably true that Sir Gawain never stood guard over his backyard smoker with a tankard of ale while watching jousting on ESPN, I’m sure he would have loved the mouth-watering, tender turkey drumsticks being handed out in his Uncle Arthur’s name. The brief run of the Camelot truck gave me an opportunity to chow down on one of the best tasting poultry truncheons I’ve had in a long time, and I’m not pulling your leg here.

Camelot on Starz


 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

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To Serve Man

Green Soylent Machine gourmet food truck
Los Angeles County, California

The Green Soylent Machine in a rare moment of visibility

The Green Soylent Machine in a rare moment of visibility

Ever since Kogi tweeted their first location, the plethora of Los Angeles County’s gourmet food trucks followed suit, so it’s odd to find a food truck that is relying solely on word of mouth. The brand-spanking new Green Soylent Machine is doing just that; in fact, they don’t even inform their customer base where they’ll show up next. I recently caught up with them on North Mission Road at Daly Street near the campus of USC Health Sciences Center and barely had time to speak with them before they were off to their next stop. Since there are no printed menus (or signage of any kind), you either need to ask what they’re serving or trust the chef.

Owner/Chef Al Packer learned his trade while serving as the personal chef to the Old Christians Club rugby team in Uruguay; he states that in those days, you pretty much had to throw together whatever was lying about to keep a young rugby team fed. Packer’s specialty is an odd meat patty that truly embodies the spirit of mystery meat – the animal of choice appears to be somewhat of a secret. Packer states that he sources his meat locally, and although he doesn’t specify the ranch, he says that he has access to an inexpensive, sustainable and almost unlimited supply.

The truck’s namesake Soylent Green patty tastes mostly like pork liver – it is made from a pate that is made with a Chianti reduction and then oddly blended with a fava bean puree that gives the patty its green color (obviously the perfect choice for St. Patrick’s Day. It is coarser in texture than anything similar I’ve had, and I imagine this is due to mixing other ground cuts of meat. The truck has a few additional offerings, including a rather odd-tasting donner kebab and something that tasted like beef jerky served over a tiny bed of shaved ice.

Sadly I was unable to get many pictures as Packer requests the food be eaten at the truck where he quickly disposes of any leftovers and trash. I’m not sure it makes good business sense to not advertise location or mark the truck where people can find it, but Packer seems to be living for the moment, stating that he’s only in it for the personal satisfaction and doesn’t know how long he expects to keep the business running. If you see the truck in your neighborhood it’s worth giving a try, otherwise you may have to wait to see if he’ll try you.

The Green Soylent Machine
Los Angeles County, California

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What’s Eatin’ You, Kid?

Whole goat roast and beer garden event
Tender Greens, Hollywood CA

Roasted goat, almost ready to carve

Roasted goat, almost ready to carve

The U.S. has some catching up to do when it comes to enjoying the most popular meat on the planet – goat. Perhaps it’s their reputation as being surly beasts, or the legend of being a manifestation of Satan, but one thing is for certain, even Capricorns are missing the boat when it comes to this lean, flavorful red meat. The newest Tender Greens restaurant on Sunset Boulevard in Hollywood recently hosted a private party where a whole goat was to be put to the coals in a wooden Cuban-style La Caja China roasting box; since the event was also billed as a Beer Garden Kick-Off, I imagined the event as a twisted Irish funeral where the coffin held the delicious remains of The Pet Goat. There’s a certain amount of irony about a goat roast at a restaurant called “Tender Greens”, but Chef Eric Hulme knows his way around cooking the beast. Preparation started several days prior with Chef Hulme giving the decapitated and gutted animal the deluxe spa treatment which included a rub down and injections of a tangy, mustard-yellow marinade made with fresh garlic, shallots, olive oil, rosemary, thyme, oregano, Meyer lemon, paprika, salt and pepper. On game day, the goat was sandwiched between two wire racks and placed inside the metal-lined casket of fire; the charcoal on top radiated the heat down to evenly cook the goat, but the wind threatened to be uncooperative. Hedging his bets, Chef Hulme also hung a second goat in an indoor smoker that looked like a small, stainless-steel safe as well as grilling local white sea bass for the occasion.

Rich Marcello of Strand Brewing pours 24th Street Pale Ale

Rich Marcello of Strand Brewing pours 24th Street Pale Ale

While the goatmaster tended to this hellish box, attendees were treated to 24th Street Pale Ale on tap from a Coleman cooler. Tending bar was Strand Brewing Company’s Vice President, Rich Marcello, and not only is he the vice president – he’s also the salesman and delivery guy. Multiple hats are a requirement when you work for a company with 2 employees (I assume the other is the president); Strand Brewing specializes in small batch, hand-crafted ales and currently only sells to restaurants and bars. The beer packed a 6.1 percent wallop with a nice citrusy aroma and tang – a nice sipping ale. It was a beer lover’s paradise, as Chef Hulme also had on hand nondescript brown bottles of his home-brewed Dirty Blond Pale Ale, a lighter offering than the 24th Street Pale Ale, yet still tasty.

The beerfest continued and a variety of artistic-looking side dishes were brought out – these included a fresh, crunchy black barley salad with garlic, spring greens and onion; tender grilled asparagus with roasted shallots and blanketed with parmesan shavings; salted and roasted potatoes that were billed as “new” but seemed more like “fetal”, each one a flavorful bite and no more; braised artichokes accompanied by grilled Meyer lemon and tossed with oregano; a simple, cold kale dish; and a salad of baby greens with snap peas, tangerines, olives, and radish slices. The side dish that blew me away was Chef Rian Brandenburg’s fava bean puree; it was presented surrounded by crostini as a mound of what looked like guacamole, but tasted like its polar opposite. Chef Brandenburg blanched the beans and mixed them with olive oil, garlic and crumbles of feta cheese and the result tasted like a green pea hummus.

Chunks of goat meat from the roasting box

Chunks of goat meat from the roasting box

To keep the wolves at bay, the smoked goat was carved inside and brought out first and although the typically-lean meat was hung vertically in the smoker (allowing the fats and juice to drip down to the bottom); the result was still moist and tender. By contrast, the goat roasted in the box was firmer, but with a chewier skin (unfortunately the lean goat doesn’t crisp up into chicharron the way lechon (pig) does when cooked in the same box). Goat has a variety of textures and flavors depending on the geography of where it was carved from, and some people find it to be “gamey”, but both animals had a mild taste, perked up by the marinade. A pot of rich French pressed coffee complemented the two deserts featured – a nibble-sized creamy strawberry rhubarb tart and a sweet blood orange pastry bar that gave a nod to apple crumble. The roomy patio was a comfortable place to enjoy the meal under umbrella-shaded tables and fenced off by a massive wall of bamboo. Similar events are planned that will feature whole roasted lamb and pig, and on the familiar corner of Sunset and Vine in Hollywood it’s bound to get the neighboring restaurants’ goat and make them green with envy.

Tender Greens
6290 Sunset Boulevard
Hollywood, CA 90028
GPS Coordinates: 34°5’52.21″N 118°19’34.23″W

Strand Brewing Co.
23520 Telo Ave.
Torrance, CA 90505
GPS Coordinates: 33°48’49.76″N 118°20’13.84″W

GALLERY: See images of Val’s experience at a roast goat dinner at Tender Greens in Hollywood

NOTE: This cost for this event or meal was provided by the venue, restaurant, event coordinator or public relations firm. The content provided in this article was not influenced whatsoever by the organizer of the event

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